Word: elie
(lookup in dictionary)
(lookup stats)
Dates: during 2000-2009
Sort By: most recent first
(reverse)
...given up more yards than any team in the Ivies, including 344 to Dartmouth, 253 to Columbia and 277 to Penn. Though Yale is nearly as bad, Harvard’s smaller receivers will not be able to exploit Yale’s lack of size like the bigger Eli targets...
...nature to win at anything, let alone a football game. Indeed, a shade of cruelty surely lurks in the souls of the horde of Harvard undergraduates who will pack into chartered shuttles tonight and tomorrow to witness the bulldogs being brutalized. Wearing shirts that point out just how much Eli sucks, while the accuracy of such observations is beyond doubt, is something akin to boasting about how much taller you are than your 10-year-old sister...
Still, duty calls: The pesky safety-schoolers insist once again on challenging our obvious might, and a crimson campus rises to denounce its mewling foes. It won’t be as exciting, perhaps, as beating a real team, but if we don’t make Eli smile weakly through his tears at our merciful promise not to thrash him again for a full year, who will...
...true devotee of veritas. (We need no artificial lux for intellectual trail-blazing under Cambridge’s bright daytime skies; and unlike Yalies, we actually have lives once the sun goes down, and visits to the local police station don’t count.) But as pathetic as Eli is, he is an insidious pest. The task of eliminating the malformed menace from New Haven is a Herculean one, far beyond the reach of any one class or team. Harvard’s vast physical holdings will no doubt extend one day to the grotto where Yale now lurks...
...Eli. S. Yalie. BOOYAH...