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...perverse sort of way, I was pleased to read a copy of the "Official Pi Eta Speakers Club Newsletter...
...opening paragraph of the Pi Eta newsletter reads as follows...
Before we get in any discussion about the amazing pounding of private parts some poor suspecting fat load is going to take this Saturday night by your huge and erect penis, the officers would like to make some pertinent rules clears. After reminding Pi Eta members to get in those dues, the newsletter returns to a more detailed description of the upcoming "pigfest...
...Eta President Timothy Keating explains that the newsletter is meant to be a private bulletin for club members, adding "I'm sorry it ended up in someone's mailbox." On the subject of the letter itself. Keating explains that it was intended as a parody of what are presumed to be Pi Eta attitudes. "It in no way reflects the attitude of the members of the club," he notes...
...intermission press conference, but he did say it was his first visit to an Ivy League College so the growing look of confusion on his face was understandable. What was he to make of the significance of eight alligator heads or of one character's being offered a Pi Eta cocktail (40 beers in 30 seconds)? The clever lyrics about the old-boy network, which brought lumpen to the throats of the bourgeoisie, left him cold...