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After a careful canvassing of the habits of some of our less savory acquaintances, we are proud to present the 2005 Facebook Power Move Awards for most inspired use of Facebook resources. In this competition, creepiness is novelty. Depression is innovation. Finkle is Einhorn...
Looking at your ex’s community webshots or Facebook pictures for hours while listening to the Krok’s “50th Reunion” version of Loch Lomond with a look of lusty sadness on your face...
When it comes down to it, everything about Facebook is pretty creepy. There were too many to count for this category, but here are some highlights...
...School” and “College.” Some have “Playas” and “Hoes,” or “Blacks” and “Whites.” But true aficionados utilize the information on Facebook to create a heading in their buddy list called, “Hot Girls I Don’t Know.” This allows you to check their away messages frequently and—creepier still—plan your schedule to deliberately cross paths with them...
...Everyone knows that the “View More Photos of…” section of Facebook is the greatest human innovation since Nintendo 64. While perusing one hot girl’s pictures, you soon find yourself manically opening new tabs or windows in your web browser to explore the pictures of every hot girl in any of the original girl’s pictures. This sparks a massive chain reaction which only the likes of a supercomputer like Deep Blue could truly handle—depending on what school you were looking at, obviously. Oh, snap...