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...manners may strike you as so very once-upon-a-time. Nobody "behaves" any more. In the post-Audrey age, when stars are in rehab before they're out of their teens, when British royals rut as strenuously as rock stars and a President gets impeached for accepting fellatio from an intern, deportment is a Victorian concept. Even in the 50s, a decade of such screen seraphs as Vivien Leigh, Claire Bloom, Grace Kelly and Jean Simmons (William Wyler's first choice for the role of Princess Ann), Hepburn was a glorious anachronism. She represented a moral and emotional aristocracy...
...Harvard. (I have yet to figure out the intricacies of boredatlamont; that site is too confusing for a mind as simple as mine.) You see, Craigslist is the go-to location mainly for closeted Harvard gay boys who have, evidently, no outlet for sexual fulfillment other than to pursue fellatio in Harvard’s various public restrooms. In contrast, I am very out—I have been since I was 14—and I’m through with giving blowjobs in toilet stalls. (We can fool around in my room, thank you very much...
...cupcakes from the “Make-Your-Own Cupcake” brainbreak. The House’s Open List erupted, as per usual. The Fly took a gang of punches to the last sushi house in the Boston area that will take the rowdy crew. Just one fellatio joke later, the elderly diners next to the bunch demanded to be moved. Some people have no sense of humor. Sushi is en vogue, it seems—a group of Spee members and punches arrived at the ever-chic Shilla on the same night. Tasteless limericks ensued. Don?...
...mere hour after its grand opening. Osmosis is the new studying. A veteran UC rep with rumored presidential aspirations attends the first UC meeting wasted after the Owl punch. A sophomore student allegedly e-mailed a professor in search of a good grade—in exchange for fellatio. Ad boarding is on the horizon. Speaking of oral sex, the Harvard Women In Business (WIB) Facebook group had a somewhat salacious entry on its Facebook group profile. As of Tuesday, Oct. 16, under “Description,” the profile read “Through panels, conferences, outreach...
...smartest human.” Dan Weiss, while not the smartest monkey, may be the most innovative. According to Cushman, when monkeys Dan Weiss and Jay Kralick didn’t have the romantic chemistry that researchers had anticipated, Weiss began engaging in acts of self fellatio. “It’s possible that this was the first sighting of a tamarin self fellating,” says Cushman. Apparently, marshmallows can’t satisfy every craving...