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...when blockmate Gary A. Mohammed ’03 covertly filled his Grey Goose bottle with Gilbert’s vodka, which is distilled in Somerville and retails for $7 a liter. The scheme went awry when Mohammed drank the entire bottle in an effort to impress Tabitha G. Filney ’02. Though Filney is usually eager to welcome near-strangers who show up at her Mather tower door bearing signs of chronic alcohol abuse, she turned Mohammed away. “Is that Gilbert’s?” she asked...
...folks down at the Harvard College Fund are beginning to regret choosing outgoing co-chair Tabitha G. Filney ‘02 to lead the Senior Gift Committee. “I began to get worried after she told me she was ‘trizzashed,’ whatever that means. I also wondered why she left five messages on my emergency cell phone announcing that Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, Jim Bean and Tanqueray No. 10 would be our biggest donors. I haven’t met those particular seniors, but she seemed to know them pretty darn well...
...Current associate editor and future chair David B. Stevens ’03 was painfully close to a drunken dance-floor hook-up at an MIT frat party last Saturday night. A dangerously intoxicated girl spotted the raffish Stevens and started freaking him. A lusty, drunk Tabitha G. Filney ‘02 pulled her away, and yelled “get away, you thirsty slut—David deserves better.” Stevens later witnessed the same girl grinding her ass into “some total nerd’s crotch. How could she lower her standards...
...WASPish prep school grad Tabitha G. Filney 02 will be spending the weekend at the Connecticut estate of Andover classmate Q. Danforth J. Harriman IV (Yale 02). Im a trifle worried that the mansion wont be ready yet, because the rest of the help are still tending to our cottage, our penthouse, our villa, our chateau and our chalet, Harriman said. Only our manservant Geoffrey has arrived. I am still awaiting my chauffer and my cook, as well as my gardener, butler, governess, wet nurse and masseuse. Apologies, but I dont remember their names. I get their attention with this...
...Tabitha G. Filney ‘02 was sleeping soundly Saturday night when drunk-’n’-high AD member James D. Seaver ‘02 barged into her room and climbed under her covers “looking to cuddle.” Filney, who describes herself as being on “‘hi’ terms only” with “Seav,” was disgusted yet flattered by the attention. After several unsuccessful spooning attempts, Filney succeeded in extricating Seaver from her bed. He fell asleep...