Word: fm
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...Yard. Two days later we watched as scores of lovely ladies flowed into The Crimson, and evaluated our yield. All things considered, we didn t do too badly--the halter-top, go-go pant combination was a well-represented ensemble. Of course, by the end of the presentation, FM had recruited a solid crop of new writers, J.P. had scored a set of digits and Josh and I were left with nothing to show for our efforts but two nasty colds...
...This pattern of exploitation continued into the winter when J.P. officially took over the reigns of FM, along with co-editor Aaron Russell Cohen, a piano prodigy from Plandome, NY, whose physician father has touched my prostate...
...There are two maxims that most professional editors live by: Don t ask a four-fingered man to give you five and don t send a Vietnam Vet to cover a Third World war-zone. During their tenure, the folks at FM have violated both these precepts. If you re interested in the story of the first, ask the angry drunk out front...
...girlfriend of over two years dumped me and started shacking up with a man old enough to be my older brother. Our problems were compounded when the first issue of the new guard was scheduled to appear during the week of Valentine s Day. It was decided by FM s conceptual whiz-kids that the theme of their endpaper would be "love." Unfortunately, these very same whiz-kids failed to recognize that, given my circumstances, of the six thousand undergraduates on this campus, I was the least appropriate person to expound on such a theme. Still, I was coerced, cajoled...
...month later, Josh was similarly inconvenienced. Ever since he got lost in Disney s Frontier Land when he was 8, Josh has had a fear of large crowds. But, that didn t stop FM from forcing him to drive to New York, in the middle of the night, with an orthodontically adorned Asian boy, to cover MTV s "So You Want to Be A VJ Contest." It seems that FM s crack team of personnel managers couldn t find a single other person capable of operating a manually focusing camera. Josh stood in line for over seven hours, amidst hoards...