Word: fm
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...FM: a magazine that prints lies...
...FM: For Us (Jews), By Us (Jews...
Named after a measure of time, Fifteen Minutes—or FM as it’s more commonly known—is the edgier and slightly retarded stepchild of the revered Crimson, a newspaper that makes the Wall Street Journal read like literotica.com. Thankfully, FM is not quite as boring; indeed, it’s a bit like a similarly named magazine called FHM, minus the boobs and stories about dudes who get blackout and make outrageous bets that usually involve one of them getting breast implants...
Instead of reality TV stars posing in bikinis and push-up bras, each week’s FM features a bizarre full-page spread of chronic masturbators and generally unattractive people acting like complete heathen lords and reenacting scenes from Gorillas in the Mist. Sometimes they are making out, which is sort of like pornography except that it tricks your genitals into thinking you have just gone swimming in Maine. Also, the photographs require no consent so they’re like that creepy—voyeur—porn that scary people...
Aside from weird pictures, each issue of FM is sort of like a mishmash of student life, recipes, and one article that is too long to read. When there is a momentous story to be broken, such as Final Clubs, what kind of clothes a bunch of d-bags wear, what happens when you drive around a lot, or which 15 random seniors are more “interesting” than you, the FM staff dispatches one of its star investigative reporters to get in New Yorker mode and produce a mad long “Scrutiny...