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Immediate Gratification Players. help welcome the pre-frosh with some hilarious improv comedy. Boylston Auditorium, 8 p.m. Free...
...behalf of Fifteen Minutes, we would like to take this opportunity to welcome all pre-frosh to campus. We would also like to welcome all current students to pre-frosh weekend, a potentially delightful time for those at all stages of the college life cycle. Party on, kids, young...
Here at FM, eyes grow moist upon recalling that fateful weekend in April of years past, when we ourselves first tasted the sweet fruit of the veritas vine. Or was it the wine made from the fermented fruit? Ah, yes, the joys of pre-frosh weekend. We recall the Scarlet Folders (so shameful!, the endless self-introductions, the relentless lines at the Union, the roving packs of frustrated party-seekers, the foamy keg in Matthews, the Greys party's recycling bin filled with vodka and Kool-Aid...and that's all we remember...
...well introduce yourself to every single person you meet. Next year, you can then confidently stride up to the most attractive first-years in the Union and say, "Hey, didn't I meet you during pre-frosh weekend?" It's Harvard's official first-year pickup line...
Finally, I don't know that admissions material and pre-frosh material accurately reflect the fact that there will be no library, and at best an enfeebled library, in the coming years...