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...from the Moulin Rouge.” As he explained, “The theme was simple, Lil’ Kim comes to a Harvard dance. Bearing in mind the ‘chaste’ theme,” he continued, “I wore thigh-high fuck-me boots with the nothing-but-slit-skirt, a subtle but effective ensemble combining unadulterated innocence and attitude...
...professors and TFs didn’t notice either. So then I asked for help. I looked for help. Room 13 is a joke. Response is even worse. I will never forget sitting there with my roommate (who was also in tears) and wondering why the fuck the girl kept smiling at me and telling me that my feelings were normal. Is it normal to feel like your very own skin is an itchy sweater that you can’t take off? Is it normal to wish that you could just get a single moment of sleep without feeling...
...responded - “sure you can drop the class, as long as you can prove that you were unable to do your work and you tried to do something about it.” This was the worst part. I just didn’t understand. How the fuck do you prove that you can’t sleep? How do you show someone that when you close your eyes, you can’t see anything but his face? How exactly do you demonstrate the guilt you feel when you lie to your roommates about where...
...There was no ham in the dining hall again yesterday. Is ham such a scarce fucking resource? It’s not like you have to mine it. What the fuck? Gossip Guy: crotchety lies, peeved rumors and frustrated innuendo...
...Things I’ve heard the people in the room next to me say while they’re having sex: “Fuck yeah!” “Ah, ah, ah, oh!” “Yeah, ah, no-no-no, yes!” “Wait, slow it down.” “Yeah, right in the [unintelligible], no, the [unintelligible]” “No, don’t—OK.” “No one can hear us, right...