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...shower (0:34). Or freaking in bed while a fellow student enjoys the show (0:40). Or maybe moving your roommate's shit from the closet into the hall so you can use the closet for some more private freaking (0:47). Better yet? Freaking on a futon while pretending you're Akon (0:50). Or getting back at the Building Manager by freaking his lamp (0:52)-- and no, not that lamp. Having a fully clothed orgy (1:02)! And of course, as these kinds of nights must end, making out with the toilet (1:04). Maybe downing that...
House lists have been flooded with complaints of lost, stolen, or misplaced items—along with the more optimistic bunch hoping that maybe someone just took their entire futon from the depths of storage... by accident...
...fooled. At first glance, this guy wants you to think that he isn’t a published author, a member of a rock band, or heir to a massive fortune. But don’t be surprised when you find yourself next to him on a futon listening to him bemoan his childhood of privilege and gush about how he’s so grateful that at Harvard he can just be a normal guy. If he really wanted to “get away from all that superficial bullshit” and go unnoticed, he would have gone...
...millionaire, Sanford is known for frugality. Former employees said he required them to use both sides of index cards and Post-it notes. In Congress, he slept on a futon in his office...
Prefrosh could already be seen roaming the campus today, their painfully identifiable red folders in hand. Whether they'll all have a bed this weekend, or even a futon, remains unclear. The Admissions Office did not return request for comment this afternoon...