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After a string of 36 straight days of “essences” emanating from the common room of Vito Giuliani Mussolini ’04 and Eldrick Tiger Patel ’04, their tutor has expressed concern about their mental health. In an unprecedented medical miracle, Mussolini and Patel have discovered the cure for mental health problems, which apparently involves a strict regimen of Febreze, lots of ventilation, wet towels under all doors and a strategically placed air purification device...
...drunk Darharpuni covered much of the walls, floors and ceilings of senior Larry P. Hotchkiss’ suite in a stew of vodka, eggplant parmesan, garlic bread, mozzarella sticks and bile as he went in careening search for the toilet. To the chagrin of Hotchkiss’ roommate, Vito Giuliani Mussolini ’04, Daharpuni had polished off his pre-puke feast with a half tin of salted peanuts, aggravating Mussolini’s severe peanut allergies. “I have to get the hell out of here,” said Mussolini as he made...
...Giuliani administration and Bloomberg administration have paid lip service to the police officers of this city,” Policeman’s Benevolent Association spokesperson Joseph Mancini said three weeks ago. “The police force is getting smaller too, they’ve lost some 4,000 cops over four years because of recruitment and retention problems...
...imagination. “Three Gays of the Condo” chronicles Homer’s adventures living with two gay men after a fight with Marge. Warburton says that the idea for the episode came from the real-life story of former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani living with a gay couple after he quarreled with his wife...
Apparently, the thrice-weekly 4 a.m. trips Vito Giuliani Mussolini ’04 has been making to Foxwoods have finally paid dividends—Mussolini cleaned house at a poker tournament in Leverett over the weekend. But he found himself in the hole again later on that same evening after losing a beer chugging contest to Myst, a dancer at a Chinatown strip club, and then losing a double-or-nothing arm-wrestling contest with Trinity, Myst’s on-stage companion. The night took another turn for the worse when a drunken Mussolini inadvertently tipped the bathroom...