Word: glazer
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...President Matthew J. Glazer ’06 said that the UC currently does not pay its bills until it has received invoices, and does not always keep records independently before it receives invoices...
...businesses do not send invoices, Glazer agreed there is a chance that the UC would never notice if budgeted money was never used to pay a business that did not send an invoice, which was likely what happened with Crystal Transport...
...this wannabe skater dude the president of the UC?” By the end of the hour, I had found the answer to my question, but I had also found something else. Something unprofessional. Something, well, shameful. That’s right. I fell in love with Matt Glazer...
...with his friend, I pretended I had other plans. A dinner date, to be exact. True, my date consisted of a cup of Ramen noodles, consumed in my room, still in the clothes that I had been wearing now for 38 hours, dreaming of my next encounter with Matt Glazer, UC President and certified stud… But again, details are not important...
...there you have it. Matt Glazer: love of my life. Future father of my children. President of the UC. You would think that after reading this creepy tribute, Matt would either place a restraining order on me or call and beg for me to give back the balled up underwear I took from his drawer. But who am I kidding? He’s such a nice guy, he’ll probably do to me what he does to everybody else: be my friend. And I’ll keep the underwear...