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...Brain Break Harvard people can never have too few problem sets or too much Hemp-Plus Granola...
...with its particular flavors and texture can either be a second dessert that happens to come five hours after your dinner—or the first component of the breakfast you’ll eat in four hours. While few Harvard students identify as “crunchy granola,” the dining hall’s mix of grains and raisins can help to sustain you throughout the final thesis crunch. Mixed into yogurt, it will provide some carbohydrates without giving you the kind of sugar rush that will lead you to finally write 20 pages...
...Play up your “skin allergies”— make sure the rash shows up in a highly visible, not-so-private place. 7) Make a donation—a big donation. Make sure Harvard knows it’s from you. 8) Rub Hemp Granola crumbs into your contacts—temporary blindness trumps final exam. 9) Ingest several pounds of raw, room temperature cookie dough—if Salmonella doesn’t get you, queasiness will. 10) Poster gum yourself to the floor—claim physical and mental incompetency...
...sustainable dining, our Yale contemporaries have beaten us to the punch. Through Yale University’s Sustainable Food Project (SFP), Elis enjoy four fully sustainable meals each week, and a sustainable entrée and side at every lunch and dinner. Organic milk, coffee, yogurt, tea, bananas, granola, and tomato sauce are available at every meal. SFP also manages a model college farm, fertilized by leaves that litter the campus in autumn...
...Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I have a third nipple. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Chrissie, stop stealing my clothes! Favorite childhood toy: Magnetic Marbles Sexiest physical trait: My butt in running spandex Favorite part about Harvard: Hemp Plus Granola Describe yourself in three words: Crocs sans socks In 15 minutes you are: Frantically finishing a response paper in Widener In 15 years you are: Not assigning response papers to my high school English students