Word: halloween
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Ghosts and goblins and things that go bump in the night. No, it's not the ghost of John Harvard come back to urinate on his statue...it's Halloween...
...Dartboard like Halloween. What other time of the year can you dress up and eat lots and lots of M & Ms? We also like nabbing tutors' kids and stealing their candy. We put sheets over our heads and go "Boo!" and then they scream and wet their pants. But sometimes when we forget to cut holes for eyes we bump into walls. We never said that we at Dartboard were particularly bright, after...
...bored at the Masquerade, there's always the Crimson Sports Grille. The Harvard football team will be there, blissfully intoxicated. You can go up behind them and yell "Boo!" and watch them as they swear and fall over. They're not quite in the Halloween spirit, but that's okay because they're big boys and they'd probably eat all the candy if they were...
Streaking? That's right. You don't even need a Halloween costume. Simply slip into your birthday suit and you're ready to go! Holler as you run down residential streets, and residents will just think you're a charming--albeit horny--werewolf...
...second thought, that's probably too risque for my blood. Besides, tradition calls for Halloween costumes that are so ugly they scare you half to death. Something like Dracula, or Medusa, or that monstrous sign that used to grace the entrance to the Shops by Harvard Yard. (If only I, like Harvard Real Estate, had an extra $120,000 to drop on something so blatantly stupid...