Word: hatched
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There remains the possibility, however slight, that despite the column inches dedicated to Survivor winner RICHARD HATCH's nudist lipidian foibles, we don't know everything about him. For his part, Hatch is endeavoring to wipe out these pockets of ignorance. "I didn't have liposuction," says Rich about his new svelte-ish physique. "But if you saw that flopping around stuff on the last episode--I had that removed. It's called resection, and it's skin that could not retract from having lost more than 140 lbs. It had been stretched past the point of healthily ever being...
...save journalism. I got myself and Josh Tyrangiel, who sits across the hall, booked on a conference call last Thursday with Rich Hatch, the guy who won the $1 million, and about 100 other reporters. Our plan was to ask really, really stupid questions. We thought this might wake our society up from its psychosis. If not, we'd still get to ask stupid questions...
...Hatch decided not to give the speech and deputized Lieut. Governor Olene Walker. Recently Olene got pulled over by a police officer for speeding and not wearing a seat belt. She told him she'd been wearing her seat belt until she put on her panty hose. Olene was the kind of person I wanted to work with...
...Utah Jazz" and "Utah: where U come first." And it seemed possible she'd use "where the water is as clean as our language." But the next night, just before she was to deliver her lines, she showed me her speech, which had been vetted by the Governor and Hatch. Full of platitudes about their education system, it was almost as dorky as North Dakota's bragging about having the country's "highest verbal and math SAT scores." I was hoping Montana would walk over and beat the crap out of North Dakota...
...into the television cameras and stammered out her lines. About three-quarters of the way through, she said, "Utah: the only state that starts with U." Not quite what I'd written but close enough. She even got a small laugh. Overjoyed, I hugged Olene and nearly hugged Senator Hatch, until I remembered his name is Orrin. People may complain that this convention was overly scripted, but at least Utah was scripted...