Word: haven
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...hate it when you haven't done your laundry in two months and realize that you have no underwear left at all? A solution is in our midst. In Underwear Stories, a sophisticated yet eccentric male figure deviously enters a woman's undergarment store. He flings his trench coat open, subtly passes by a rack of women's underwear, and stuffs some into his coat. Now we're not making moral judgment, but when times get desperate, even girl's underwear is appropriate. So another life lesson is passed on...if only the pre-frosh knew. There really is something...
...hate it when you haven't done your laundry in two months and realize that you have no underwear left at all? A solution is in our midst. In Underwear Stories, a sophisticated yet eccentric male figure deviously enters a woman's undergarment store. He flings his trench coat open, subtly passes by a rack of women's underwear, and stuffs some into his coat. Now we're not making moral judgment, but when times get desperate, even girl's underwear is appropriate. So another life lesson is passed on...if only the pre-frosh knew. There really is something...
...When Pat strummed the chilled first chord of his beloved ballad "Haven't Seen for a While," a collective sigh filled the club. Accompanied only by Ghegan's tenor sax, Pat reminded us once again of his solo acoustic artistry. Pulses of veteran audience members raced as, just as hoped, Walsh and Williams strolled casually on stage. "It's 5:15," they suddenly chimed; their rich, warm, blood-rushing harmonies melted the room. Magic, pure magic. The moment was crystallized...
Acquaintance: Not too bad. I have (two labs, three papers, five exams, insert concentration specific but always heinous workload here), but I want to go out this weekend so I have to get stuff done. And I haven't even started the paper for my core class...
...Onion, in case you've a) been living under a rock for the past few years, or b) aren't from Wisconsin and haven't heard of it, is "America's finest news source." It's about the funniest thing going these days, definitely funnier than the Weekly Week and possessing a biting, ironic and absurd sense of humor to which Satire V can only aspire. Started by two University of Wisconsin students in 1988, the Onion got its name from the onion sandwiches on which its founders subsisted while short on cash during the publication's lean years...