Word: hear
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Dates: during 1980-1989
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Have you ever been to Stanford? "Well...no," I hear...
...have two ears, one, two. They help me hear, one, two. I have two eyes, and they're both the same size...
...Stanford must exist, I hear you say. Really, I know some people who go there! They're all tall, and blond, and tan, and there's this one girl...
...through the day's missives. I leafed quickly past the rejection letters from humor magazines whom I had told that I was a shoo-in for the presidency. They all tended to read the same: "Dear Mr. Oakley, you told us you were going to be president, but we hear that you were absent-minded and forgot where you placed $100,000 of Lampoon money. Thanks for your interest in our publication, but we don't care how prestigious your organization is. If you can't even massage enough buttocks to gain the presidency, we don't need you working...
...causing a horrible noise and lots of feedback to erupt over the loudspeakers in the lecture hall. He turns the volume up, then down and then finally takes the mike off. He decides to talk loudly instead of using the microphone and asks if people in the back can hear. They say no, but he can't hear them and therefore keeps on lecturing without missing a beat...