Word: hemorrhoids
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...from the women in the room to flashbacks illustrating their tales of woe, and back again to the present as others add critical commentary. The older generation, surprisingly, comes across as the most liberated. One "Auntie" argues persuasively for taking a married lover, explaining that, "...his bad breath, his hemorrhoid attacks, his flues," etc. are all for the wife while for the mistress, "he's always bleached and ironed, his teeth sparkle, his breath is like perfume," etc. Another older woman discusses the surgery that took fat from her rear and applied it to her bosom the better to keep...
...available,” Franken said. “Actually, I had to reschedule an audition for a voiceover for a hemorrhoid commercial, but it’s not really worth getting into...
...being deluged with political ads is a crybaby who does not deserve to live in the greatest country on earth. Complaining about having a disproportionate voice in choosing the leader of the world's only superpower? Being feared and courted? Cry me a river, pal. You'll get your hemorrhoid-cream commercials back on Hollywood Squares soon enough. (Those automated phone calls, though, are indeed tools of the devil--but we'll get to that later...
...being deluged with political ads is a crybaby who does not deserve to live in the greatest country on earth. Complaining about having a disproportionate voice in choosing the leader of the world's only superpower? Being feared and courted? Cry me a river, pal. You'll get your hemorrhoid-cream commercials back on "Hollywood Squares" soon enough. (Those automated phone calls, though, are indeed tools of the devil - but we'll get to that later...
...nation breathed a sigh of relief last week when the strike of actors in television commercials was settled. After nearly six months, Americans can again watch TV secure in the knowledge that spiels for hemorrhoid remedies will be delivered only by union thespians...