Word: homers
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...nowadays lesson plans are based on The Gospel According to the Simpsons, in which Homer stands in as Job, and The Gospel According to Harry Potter, in which the boy wizard's decision to walk through what appears to be a solid wall to get to the train that will take him to his magical school becomes a meditation on faith. Church facilities have been updated with computer stations for video games like Bible Grand Slam and movie theaters for features like The Creation, narrated by Amy Grant. Teachers are baking unleavened bread as they read Exodus and aiming slingshots...
...Truthfully, I’m wondering how Conan, former president of the semi-secret Sorento Square social organization that used to occasionally publish a so-called humor magazine as well as ex-Simpsons writer and producer, will manage to devote enough attention to Serena with the likes of Bart, Homer and Mr. Burns around...
Martha E. Homer, director of the Student Employment Office, said she does not believe there are any student employees who have yet to receive at least one check from the University this semester...
...What we tried to do was set up another system so that students didn’t just try to call their supervisors who had already done everything they could on their behalf,” Homer said...
Although Drisdell’s unorthodox approach was effective, Homer said she thinks such actions are no longer necessary...