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...know, has been around for quite a while. And honestly, this woman's chest was an embarrassment to the profession. Yes, it was large. Yes, all 17,963 men in the audience didn't seem to notice anything else. But it looked like a color chart for cheap housepaint! Her face looked like a Cover-girl light beige, her neck a "Perfectly Peach," her lower neck a "Truly Tan," her clavicle area a "Trendy Toupe," the first three inches of her chest a "Light Chocolate Brown" and the next five inches were decidedly an "Earthy Ebony...
...life with infernal instructions: lance that sty. The Great Lover-whom Bergman wittily conceives as the typical hero of a hair-oil ad, the sort of won't-you-be-my-Valentino every schoolgirl at some point adores-arrives at the rendezvous to find his ladylove smeared with housepaint and dressed in blue jeans. He stares in dismay. What...
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