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Secondly, it is the lede for a bad article that no one gives a frock about. If I don’t want to sit here and write a pretentious curtain-call piece about how my periodic game recaps were somehow profound, then you sure as heck don?...
There are a few problems with that opening. For one, it sucks. Not much to break down there. Sucks.
Instead, I’ll just bow out with some banter about the challenges that we Harvard sportswriters face, hopefully get two or three laughs out of you, and call it a career.
“It might be hard to believe, but there is something better than the butternut squash soup served in the dining halls on Tuesdays.”
Not only was that statement a corny, cheapshot pun that I used to introduce an article about Harvard men’s squash, but it was also a bold-faced lie. Nothing touches the soup.