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...skeptical Bethany travels from Illinois to Jersey, occasionally accompanied by a hot-wired demon (Jason Lee), a celestial muse (Salma Hayek), the 13th Apostle--and a pair of unlikely prophets, motormouthing Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith), the cynical chorus from the writer-director's previous films Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing...
...chosen her, someone who has experienced nothing but misfortune in her life. Fortunately, she isn't alone in her quest. Joined by Rufus (Chris Rock), the 13th Apostle who was left out of the Bible because he was black, a muse named Serendipity (Salma Hayek), and who other than Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith himself) as prophets, Bethany gets plenty of attention. This holy brigade isn't exactly brimming with talented actors; Rock, though funny, regurgitates instead of speaks his lines, and Salma's stripping muse seems superfluous until you remember that Smith's core audience is teenagers...
...Fiction banter. Fortunately, the two perverted prophets, along with a comic-booky atmosphere, lighten the mood and get more than their fair share of screen time. Although some of duo's jokes are simply bromidic facsimiles of the gags from the other Jersey flicks (like I've never heard Jay say "hard-on" before), most remind you that one can never have enough Silent Bob and Jay. Fans needn't be concerned...
...swingman Charles Harris (8.2 ppg, 3.1 rpg). One of two rookies to start for the Big Green last season, Harris provides extra scoring punch to a talented offense. But Harris is really a guard, and Coach Dave Faucher will hope senior Ryan Smerek (1.5 ppg, 2.7 rpg) and sophomore Jay Jenckes (0.6 ppg, 1.1 rpg) can give the Dartmouth frontcourt some depth...
...Lions lost three of its top scorers, forcing Head Coach Jay Butler to recruit some freshmen over 6'. But the new crew can't save a sunken ship...