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...Darth Vader's apprentice. When somebody tries to mess with you, you don't initiate trade negotiations--you unleash the Force on his puny, goody-good Jedi ass. You shock him, you boomerang your light saber at him, you grab him by the midi-chlorians and chuck him off a cliff. It's an authentically dark Star Wars tale and the perfect antidote to years of Ewok-flavored cuteness...
Sleeping late. And you get a social fix. There's always a new challenge, new people to meet and greet and to deal with. Also the energy. When you're rocking and everything is going well, you are like the waiter Jedi. It's like a comedian doing a great set. You get into that zone. Even though you're hustling and your feet hurt, it's wonderful. It can engage all your senses. You can get literally lost in the job. On other days it can be miserable - hell on earth...
...there a Jedi Ten Commandments...
...have a Jedi code that we get from the films. We follow that. Obviously I can't say it because it's copyrighted by George Lucas, but we still talk about it. It's the six things a Jedi should follow...
...called the Jedi Church because 'Jedi' is a trademarked word. So we've had to call ourselves the Church of Jediism. We just have to be careful because George Lucas likes to make money...