Word: jeezus
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...that, hey, he was going to Disney World, all of New England had said as one: ?If Tom?s going, I am too!? Observed and overheard exiting one attraction was a big guy, serious gut situation covered by his blue Pats jersey, all but shouting into his cell-phone, ?Jeezus, I tell ya, sweah ta Gahd, halfa Bahsten?s down heayah...
...This meant that he had to pose as a Jew. After a day of running around in his Jewish pose, complete with Yiddishisms and a rabbinical demeanor, he'd come home each night to his manse, slip on a pair of plaid pants and a kelly blazer and announce: "Jeezus, these people. Gawd, I have to wash my hands.... I mean, they're sooooo pushy. Lovey, could you pour me a Pimm's Cup?" Lieberman's wife, Hadassah, I "revealed" was actually named... Muffy. As a Jew, I figured I had the ethnic entitlement that allowed...