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...Jerri who has to stalk the campground like the walking dead, now fully aware that pretty much everybody hates her except Amber, who after Jerri let her share her shrimp dinner was perfectly willing to pour chocolate all over herself and take her queen out to the sublimation shack in the woods. (I think that's actually one of the outtakes on next Wednesday's inaugural cutting-room-floor special...
...Clearly, the four Kucha members who came after Jerri didn't need much debate to settle on her, and as the show threatens to plod on for two more weeks of party-line votes it'll be the aspiring actress and her aspiring assassins that bear watching...
...Week 6 needed the drama. For 40 minutes, with "Survivor" watchers having tuned in for blood, the most savage thing we saw was Jerri's sex drive, not so neatly sublimated into a raw and anguished craving for chocolate. Chocolate in bars, chocolate in mint-filled patties, chocolate poured over "some hot guy's bod" in a very vocal fantasy that would have been titillating were it not for the sight of Jerri's lupine countenance. (Colby's response: "I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey bar.") Before our eyes, Queen Jerri turned into...
...reward challenge? Jerri and Nick barking orders from lifeguard chairs to blindfolded teammates charged with a variety of inane tasks. It ended in hidden tears, as Amber - big surprise - blanked out in the clutch and stumbled around while Kucha walked away with the product-placement picnic...
...Grab Amber! Grab Amber! Would it be the vacant one, punished for her lapse by tribemates who would have eaten Probst-burgers if they could decide who got to cook? Would it be Jerri, who's starting to get on Tina's nerves, or Tina, who's really starting to get on mine? Colby was turning cranky, and Kucha, growing fat on chicken-feed popcorn, was ripe for a surprise unraveling. Doritos and Mountain Dew could have made for a dangerous catalyst...