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...First the boomerang-toss reward challenge, for which Jerri won (there's a sexual metaphor in there somewhere) a free meal and a great opportunity to attempt gracious victory by clapping both hands to her face and yelling "Oh my God!" several times. (Alicia didn't buy it - is it me, or did she actually get kind of likable this week?) And as Jerri and Amber dined on seafood and iced tea and snarked about Tina and her own clumsy emotional fakery, the remaining seven seemed perfectly happy to hunker around the fire with another starch buffet...
...After all, they got to complain about Jerri to their heart's content, and hardly made a secret about it upon the two ladies' return. Ah, how lonely Ms. Popular and her lovely assistant seem...
...Even Colby has apparently turned, although the placid Texan may be in danger of confusing himself with his own machinations. Maybe with a little help from the editors, though, the plan took shape clearly enough: He's telling Jerri - who cornered him right after getting the post-meal cold shoulder from the chummy Barramundian Seven - that he's letting Keith and Tina think he's with them till the end, but really he's with Jerri and Amber. But really, he's with Keith and Tina, against Jerri and Amber - although can you trust a man wearing sunglasses to tell...
...scruples are a little confused too. "I didn't like the fact that I had to lie, but because I was lying to Jerri I didn't lose sleep over it," Colby confided to a cameraman after his midnight chat with the queen. And the beauty is, he doesn't even have to decide for another three weeks, at which point he'll have Ogakor's two factions begging for his nod. The man's future is so bright... well, you know the rest...
...Keith is pulling an image rehab that would make Nixon proud. With public opinion turning against Jerri, the whiny, sad-sack chef to the stars (two presidents, he said) is looking socially acceptable and a cool hand at the immunity challenges to boot. Tina gave him the last one, but this week's - a seriously convoluted pole-and-rope puzzle in which the most squares won - was all Chef. Following Jerri, he slapped down 17 placards like he was afraid of running out of them, and sweetest of sweet ironies, it was Jerri...