Word: jockicus
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Dates: during 1994-1994
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...move to the most striking category of individual at Harvard College, the notorious Jockicus. The Jockicus tends to capture one's attention precisely because he doesn't seem to belong at Harvard--at least not in a Harvard classroom, and yet he is so often encountered there...
Surely you've noticed the Jockicus in one of your sections. He usually lacks a neck, or at least it starts and ends with a thick roll of flesh that protrudes from the back of his occipital bone. He looks as if he starts every morning by consuming at least four boxes of Wheaties before rendering an innocent-looking bathroom completely uninhabitable...
...biceps are often bigger than you head, an this seems to assist him in section, where his athletic virtue and valor translate into the opening comment. The Jockicus seems to triumph in section mostly because his formidable physique, for students of normal dimensions, constitutes enough of a justification for the statements he makes...
...rare occasion, the 98-pound math genius will try to correct something said by the Jockicus, but will invariably lose because of his inferior lung power...
Because so many members of the phylum Final Clubicus are also members of the phylum Jockicus, the two can be difficult to discern. The important thing to remember here is that, while both try to drink beer as if it were water and both love sports as if they mattered, some members of the Final Clubicus are not actually of the phylum Jockicus...
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