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...cupcakes from the “Make-Your-Own Cupcake” brainbreak. The House’s Open List erupted, as per usual. The Fly took a gang of punches to the last sushi house in the Boston area that will take the rowdy crew. Just one fellatio joke later, the elderly diners next to the bunch demanded to be moved. Some people have no sense of humor. Sushi is en vogue, it seems—a group of Spee members and punches arrived at the ever-chic Shilla on the same night. Tasteless limericks ensued. Don?...
...basement. When I came back up I smelled like a cigarette and my mom gave me a REALLY hard time about it (“you stinker,” I think was what she said... I was only twelve!). But here’s a hilarious joke: it wasn’t until I discovered cloves the summer after my senior year of high school that I really started “lighting up” on the regular. That went on for three long, happy years. During that time, I probably took a thousand study breaks...
...graduate with honors.” With this kind of exposure, no wonder everyone’s freaking out about the MAC closing. The one thing students may not be too worried about, though, is the possibility of disciplinary consequences for their traditional actions. Is everyone in on the joke though? One very public tradition pursuant, Anne-Marie Zapf-Belanger ’09, infamously (and successfully!) posted on Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section last year in search of a sex-in-the-stacks co-conspirator. In her post, she mentioned that...
...tried to hoist an aesthetically pleasing pumpkin by the stem. Both stems snapped. "If you break it, you pay for it, Mr. President," said Richard Keil of Bloomberg News, echoing Colin Powell's famous rule at the outset of the Iraq war. Bush didn't seem to get the joke. "I suppose you're right," he said, and tried to buy the broken pumpkin...
...told one joke that referenced a website trading in religion-themed sex toys...