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...Literature concentrator Alexander R. Jubinski ’03 hesitated as he stood over the C’est Bon counter to purchase a six-pack of Corona Light. “This is just going to slide down the gullet of some skank trotch-ho posthaste,” he reflected bitterly, descending into Blakean contemplation. “What immortal hand or eye or trotch could frame thy fearful symmetry...
...Alexander R. Jubinski ’03 is in a frightened, paranoid state where he believes that everyone he sees wants his sauce. He has been assiduously avouding his House security guard?...
...GOSSIP OF THE WEEK: Andrew C. Ramos ’04 got cream in his coffee last night. “Normally I don’t rock cream, but this coffee’s really bad,” he explained...Alexander R. Jubinski ’03, looking to borrow a highlighter from roommate Will C. Benstein ’03, was offered orange or yellow. He went with the yellow. Nerd...
...Upon stumbling home late Friday night, the piss-drunk Alexander R. Jubinski ’ 03 decided to “kick a few tunes” in the common room. His roommate, Will C. Benstein ’03, was awoken shortly thereafter by what he describes as “the loudest possible music. I was surprised that the neighbors didn’t complain, but then I realized that they might have—I wouldn’t have been able to hear if the phone rang or if the cops had been banging...
...Isn’t it strange,” mused literature concentrator Alexander R. Jubinski ’03 in an e-mail to Will C. Benstein ’03, “that e-mail causes so much miscommunication, and yet it’s the backbone of communication here?” Benstein’s response: “what??? i don’t need this shit right now...Go to hell...