Word: keanu
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.../Let’s go to the movies/Annie, wait and see.” Let’s go to the movies? Hm…I’d rather catch-up on “Dancing with the Stars” than watch an unabashedly bland Keanu Reeves try desperately to communicate with a woman from another time…through a mailbox. It seems that instead of attempting to reinvigorate the age-old pastime of movie-going, the big studios are simply making a slew of mediocre movies to fill the void left by quality films such...
...talents. The writer, director, producer and -- of course -- butt-kicking film star also sings and plays drums on his latest album, Mojo Priest. But he's proudest of his guitar skills. "You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me," he boasts. "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner they're not even in my universe." His blues album features guest appearances by Bo Diddley and Pinetop Perkins as well as some new Seagal tunes, including one that ends with the lines: "I told her I can't have no more sass...
Ever watched a 2x4 recite Shakespeare? If you have, it’s a fair proxy for watching Keanu Reeves recite anything...
...Every time you see the movie foreshadow “The Matrix,” as when Keanu flies headfirst through a wall, mutters “whoa,” or halts bullets with his mind...
...When Keanu refers to himself as “The Duke of Ted.” Proceed to do so in your everyday life...