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...party, a civilized affair in a garden courtyard, was well attended by graduating high school girls. Keanu's sister was among them, and He had been invited by her. About fifteen minutes after I arrived, Keanu strode into the courtyard, sporting an air of nonchalance, a Hollywood-chic black outfit, and a seemingly genuine enjoyment of His particular situation on this festive day. I caught sight of the stares from girls to their friends that screamed, "HE'S HERE OMIGOD HE'S GORGEOUS!" just as I saw Him for the first time, almost face to face. I nodded to acknowledge...
...mind having a photo taken of us. He smiled and replied, "Certainly!" and that was that. In a striking display of immodesty (I would later be out-done), we posed in front of a camera and snapped the shot you see here. Bill Clinton and JFK. Me and Keanu. It was a start...
...photo He had had a bad hair day, aggravated by the sweltering heat and humidity. His Mona Lisa smile is a bit bewildering, although I imagine there are more bizarre poses of Keanu out there. Some of the girls asked Him for a photo, posing nicely as excited friends, their fingers trembling over the shutter, counted, "Ready, one, two..."--but just before "Three" was heard and the shutter clicked, the girls would fling their arms around Keanu's neck in a hormonal surge, to be caught on film for posterity. Boyfriends looked around uncomfortably as garish lapses of modesty struck...
...afternoon wound down, Keanu fled to His red Porsche. The sweet pixie dust fragrance of stardom gave way to the smell of freshly-cut grass as the girls sighed and the twinkle was extinguished from their eyes...
...that one afternoon He had created a hundred "The Day I Met Keanu Reeves" stories, not unlike this one. I had thought myself immune to the whims of Hollywood, but I was sucked in, like all the rest of them...