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Patrick S. Chung '96 is a frequent contributor to the Opinion page. His soul-mate, Keanu, is not (though we'd be happy to have...
Some of the graduating girls asked Him for a photo, posing nicely as excited friends, their fingers trembling over the shutter, counted, "Ready, one, two..."--but just before "Three" was heard and the shutter clicked, the girls would fling their arms around Keanu's neck in a hormonal surge, to be caught on film for posterity. Boyfriends looked around uncomfortably as garish lapses of modesty struck graduate after graduate. Other guests joined...
...afternoon wound down, Keanu fled to the Porsche. The sweet pixie dust fragrance of stardom gave way to the smell of freshly-cut grass, the graduates sighed and the twinkle was extinguished from their eyes...
...that one afternoon He had created a hundred "The Day I Met Keanu Reeves" stories, not unlike this one. I had thought myself immune to the whims of Hollywood's products, but I was sucked in, like all the rest of them...
...blinding month the realization that there could be no greater actor than Keanu Reeves gripped my thoughts...