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...gentle into the good nizzight: Aforementioned trash-talker Benjamin D. Mathis-Lilley ’03 fought the good fight, asking if S-E-I-N-E was a word, or just, you know, a river. Mathis-Lilley was dealt a massive cock-block in the third round by Kenyon S.M. Weaver ’03, when both players discovered they had both found GENE, GENETIC and GENETICS, resulting in no points for either player and yet another loss for the cracked staff, their third out of three...
...Kenyon Weaver, publisher: You ready for this, Summers? Service. Return. and....Slam! Slam! Slam! You’ll be begging for hippies to take over your office when I’m done with...
Though FM’s invitation to University President Lawrence H. Summers to play a doubles tennis match with FM chair Ben Mathis-Lilley, publisher Kenyon Weaver and editor Ben Wasserstein remains in the “no response” file, the boys have been training intensely for the physical and mental exertions of the match...
...Kenyon: “I’ve been working on my delts and my trads mostly. Also my biceps, abs and knees. I am pumped. I am buff. Bring it on, Larry! You know you can smell what Kenyon’s been cooking! Wanna go to the gun show? Then check me out! Grrrr...
...Lawrence H. Summers will accept FM’s offer to play an informal match of doubles tennis, whether he has even heard about FM’s offer to play an informal match of doubles tennis or, for that matter, whether he has ever heard of FM Publisher Kenyon S.M. “Backhand” Weaver...