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...season of Survivor, the four teams are a white team, a black team, a Hispanic team and an Asian team ... They should replace Jeff Probst with Mel Gibson, just for fun." --JIMMY KIMMEL...

Author: /time Magazine | Title: Punchlines: Sep. 4, 2006 | 8/27/2006 | See Source »

...have trouble at the airport? I had to throw away all my makeup. I believe it's an elaborate ruse perpetrated by the big cosmetics industry. Maybe it's not terrorism. Maybe it's Maybelline." JIMMY KIMMEL...

Author: /time Magazine | Title: Punchlines: Aug. 28, 2006 | 8/20/2006 | See Source »

...World Cup is over, and now we can finally get back to our national pastime: not watching soccer." --JIMMY KIMMEL...

Author: /time Magazine | Title: Punchlines: Jul. 24, 2006 | 7/18/2006 | See Source »

...Much of Washington is flooded. Several government agencies had to close down, including the Justice Department and the IRS ... FEMA headquarters floated away." JIMMY KIMMEL...

Author: /time Magazine | Title: Punchlines: Jul. 10, 2006 | 7/2/2006 | See Source »

...Instead of sneaking in, if you want to be a U.S. citizen, do it the right way. Have Angelina Jolie adopt you." --JIMMY KIMMEL...

Author: /time Magazine | Title: Punchlines: May 15, 2006 | 5/7/2006 | See Source »

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