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...buns took all forms at the Kirkland House grille Sunday night. Nestled in the basement of C-entryway, grill masters Alex J. Kauffmann ’02 and Paul W. Guilianelli ‘02 gave their loyal patrons an extra treat with their frothy cookies and cream milkshakes. As the boys turned to grab cups or juicy hotdogs from the barbeque, they revealed the sweetness that normally eludes their food products. For underneath their aprons this Sunday—which they proclaimed fun day—the boys remained in the buff...
...decision to show their best side at the grille was part of an elaborate scheme that came to Guilianelli “in a dream.” The boys acted on Guilianelli’s fantasy only a few days later by laying down an electric gauntlet to Kirkland residents. On the grille’s rainbow-colored electronic message board, they informed their salivating patrons that if they managed to sell $200 worth of grill items in a single night, that they would follow up such monetary success with a subsequent night of naked grilling. Several nights later...
...House areas effectively become accessible not only to other undergraduates but also to whomever has found a lost or stolen keycard that has not yet been deactivated. When I think of the people I know who tape over the locks on their suite doors and how deserted the Kirkland basement is at 5 a.m. when I’m printing out a paper, such an assault would only be a matter of time...
Which is why the Spoken Word Society’s Talking Roots event on Friday night was such an enormous pleasure. Despite low-key advertising—basically word of mouth and a cool dreadlocked email that went out over a few lists—Kirkland JCR was more or less packed with people just chilling; greeting each other with hugs and jokes; reassuring each other that the long week was over and that the weekend would be good. No alcohol to be seen, just a table of sweet goodies, cookies and cake and such. Some disclosure: I was tabling...
Couper Samuelson ’02 is a history and literature and French studies concentrator in Kirkland House. His column appears on alternate Tuesdays...