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...those who missed last week's episode in the popular series Palace-the continuing saga of a colorful, wealthy family whose lives are all centered beneath one gilded roof-the handsome and dashing young Prince Andrew, 22, had cut short his Caribbean vacation with fetching onetime Porn Starlet Koo Stark, 25, in hopes of stilling the wicked quills of gossip. Alas. An opportunistic companion on the trip, Elizabeth...
Salomon, 27, reportedly repaid the prince's hospitality by recounting fond recollections of her sojourn like this nugget: "Everyone was sitting around the swimming pool looking glum, when Andrew suddenly grabbed Koo and ripped off her bathing suit. Then he went to another girl and pulled at hers." Among her other dispatches from the isle of Mustique: the prince running around in the buff and attempting to jam a live lobster down the bathing suit of a young lady. Prince Charles, 33, meanwhile, is plagued by rumors about a "royal tiff" with his wife Diana, 21. Newspapers, after apparently...
...star of two soft-corn porn flicks in which she engaged in lesbian sex and was sodomized and raped by grave robbers didn't seem to bother "Randy Andy," as he is now known in London: considering his track record, this is hardly surprising. That the juicy details of Koo's past (remember--Lady Di had no past) should bother the lad's mother isn't really surprising either--Koo's not exactly a nice girl...
...truth, when Prince Andrew took Koo down to Mustique last week he was only fulfilling the world's expectation of a hot-shot younger son with cash to spare. The British nobility have always had trouble dealing with this animal, and it looks like they still haven't solved the problem, Helicopter piloting (Andrew's current avocation) seems hardly the answer...
...amid all this mess of sneaking journalists (two were arrested for getting too close), mysterious aliases (the lovers travelled under the names Mr. and Mrs. Cambridge) and aborted assignations (Koo was apparently smuggled off the Island early because of the uproar) there is one Rose of optimism--from Koo's mother, interviewed by the London Daily Express last week, the 62-year-old Mrs. Caruso defended the prince and her daughter. Andrew behind "like a prince in every sense of the word," she said. "I should know what went on. I was there the entire time." It just hasn...