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...Lamont Library has set up restricted areas for Powerbook use. Right on, some say! maybe Lamont can isolate the use of light bulbs to the lower floors. The buzz of those fluorescents irritates some people, who might prefer to use candles and sunlight. And why not do away with printed books where possible...
That Gutenberg contraption has done nothing but cause eyestrain. Why not banish all these from Lamont entirely-and rechristen it: Luddite Library...
ESCAPE FROM LAMONT...
When it comes to bag searching, Lamont Library big-wigs are anything but Luddites. Patrons must pass through electronic surveillance and then a hand search making leaving the undergraduate library only slightly more convenient than boarding and El Al flight while carrying a copy of the Koran...
...more thing: suggest to your House committee that the washing machines and dryers be converted to the VendaCard sytem. Lamont Library has switched many of its Xerox machines to VendaCard currency. This frees up people's pocketbooks considerably making Gov Docs the newest hangout for food, folks and drinking games. What do you think bookcheckers do no breaks, anyway...