Word: lampooner
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Mother Advocate made good her threat to retaliate on those Bow Street boys with a secret weapon, in a deceptive attack last evening on the Poon Building, Yank Levy style. The secret weapon was unmasked and its effects gleam brightly on the portals to the Lampoon...
...Board underwent a drastic change as Mathews Dick '46 was elected to the coveted Treasurer position. Frederick Wulsin '46 was selected to chase the local merchants until they yielded and contracted some advertising. Ames Oaks '46 was placed in charge of circulation in order to make sure that the Lampoon got up to the Cliffedwellers along with the Radcliffe News. David Moseley '45 remains to record the deeds and crimes of the famed organization...
...annual Lampoon fire was held last night at 10:44 P.M. J. Robertson Ward, head of the House of Ibis, presided at the ceremony, held during the course of a conference purportedly called for the purpose of plotting the recapture of Leros, lost recently by the British. Just what the hell anyone wants with an island populated by queer women was not explained...
...remove the monstrosity from the middle of a public thoroughfare was foiled by camouflaging it as an automobile accident, and the Building Commission has been stalled off by leaning the shaky south wall so that it is supported by the others. It is thus quite possible that the Lampoon Building will stand for at least another year...
...Lampoon, nested in its harpy hangout on Bow Street, is thriving, while the SERVICE NEWS, successor to the peacetime CRIMSON, puts out a 4-to-8-page issue twice weekly. Both will hold competitions this fall...