Word: lanyard
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...Harry Potter: shake down a Folk and Myth professor until they teach you some bad-ass spells. While you’re at it, steal their academic robes and a broom from their utility closet to complete the look. 2) Rock the lanyard and “Harvard 2010” T-shirt...all the way to UHS, after furtively drinking plastic handle vodka in Lionel. Yet again, you’re a freshman. 3) Drown...you’re Harry Elkins Widener! 4) Put together some writing, publish it once in awhile, and have nobody read it?...
...want to shake this paranoia that everyone is watching you, you must be cognizant of your appearance. Now I know that it may be your most prized possession at the moment, but you’ve got to stop wearing your Harvard ID on a lanyard around your neck. Many of you freshmen wear that thing with such passion and commitment that it looks like you’re about to meet up with Samwise and scale Mt. Doom. Some of you have already discovered subatomic particles, yet you still haven’t discovered the joys and practicality...
...world (or at least Harvard Yard) is your oyster. Luckily, you have us to burst your bubble. Welcome to the real Harvard. First, you were likely ignorant and did not peruse the Crimson archives before you got to Harvard, meaning you’re still wearing that stupid lanyard. Convenient? Perhaps, but it makes you look like a blogger at a comic book convention. The good news is that you can always take off the lanyard. The bad news is that if you’re still wearing it as you read this, it’s already too late...
...usually a pretty big homer.Ask around, I’m sure people will tell you. I wear my hometown roots on my sleeve, or, more accurately, on my keychain. I sport the “I love Colorado” lanyard every time I open my dorm room door.If people don’t realize Denver has over 300 days of sunshine per year, I tell them. If they don’t know about the fact that the city is home to more parks per capita than any other ‘major’ city in the country...
...Thou shalt stop rocking lanyards. To be honest, those things are kind of convenient when you are doing mad moving and performing a high volume of swipe-ins. But there is really nothing about being a freshman that makes a lanyard any more useful than it would be to most human beings, and you don’t see the rest of us with them. Think on that, brosefs...