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DRIVING A NEW COURSE Golfer Tiger Woods, in New Zealand last week for his caddie's wedding, won a charity stock-car race, despite crashing into the wall on the third lap. Gives new meaning to being in the rough...
Between Eleganza, “the FM Freshman 15,” and last week’s Bell Lap application, it’s an exciting time of year for miserable Harvard students who like to celebrate their own false sense of worth on this campus through acts of public narcissism. Meanwhile, pre-frosh weekend offered us a sneak preview of the next generation of jokers who will help make this place terrible for four more years. With so much inexcusable behavior to choose from, we decided to provide a quick round-up of “The Most...
...These questions quickly became depressing, like hooking up with a girl who smells like full-court basketball, so we decided to take the future into our own hands. With that in mind, we’ve devised a contest to choose our successors for “The Bell Lap.” Because we have mad leverage over The Crimson, the winner will literally get a weekly column in next year’s FM. We don’t want to get too heavy-handed about what we’re looking for. Suffice to say, if you?...
...quite sure, but we have thought on this: after walking by it for four years, the University is finally putting down the fertilizer for us. The clock is ticking, and for better or for worse, we’ve reached the final 100 meters of the bell lap. Aside from the predictable thoughts of “I hate this place and everyone in it,” seniors will also be looking towards the future with questions like, “I wonder how soon after getting home my parents will leave me alone so I can masturbate...
They play in a lonely driveway under a forlorn trumpet and two drums, this silent band. At a yellowed keyboard markered with “Katrina Band of New Orleans,” a gorilla plays forever, an empty bottle of Bacardi in his lap. Next to the pianist, a monster hunches over a guitar, ignoring the empty wine bottle nearby.The lead singer, a mannequin with a gray wig, sings at a rusty microphone. David L. Fountain, 54, calls this wooden statue his wife. Without her, Fountain would have been a bachelor all his life, he says...