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...Harvard affiliate decided to focus on an oft-overlooked muscle group and to give his wrist some, ahem, vigorous exercise last month at the Malkin Athletic Center (MAC). Rather than pump iron, this man decided to pump something else—in the men’s locker room. Yes, ndorphins weren’t the only thing released during one post-workout shower...

Author: By Alexandra M. Gutierrez, CONTRIBUTING WRITER | Title: The MACerbator Could Return | 4/14/2005 | See Source »

...March 24, the Harvard University Police Department (HUPD) investigated a report of possible masturbation, according to the police log. HUPD was called after a man was seen masturbating by another patron in the open shower of the men’s locker room, says a member of the MAC staff. Unfortunately, this self-loving bandit managed to escape before he could be apprehended. Following fruitless investigation, the case was recently closed...

Author: By Alexandra M. Gutierrez, CONTRIBUTING WRITER | Title: The MACerbator Could Return | 4/14/2005 | See Source »

...masturbator remains loose, our showers remain unsafe. Staff members say that they received an e-mail instructing them to be on the lookout for suspicious locker room behavior. But because putting video cameras in the locker rooms would be both sketchy and really, really unconstitutional, no other measures can be taken to protect our showers. MAC lovers beware—don your shower shoes, because the tiled floors may be “slippery when wet” for more than one reason...

Author: By Alexandra M. Gutierrez, CONTRIBUTING WRITER | Title: The MACerbator Could Return | 4/14/2005 | See Source »

...officer was sent to the Malkin Athletic Center (MAC) to investigate the theft of a debit card and driver’s license. The stolen items had been removed from a wallet left unsecured and unattended in a locker...

Author: By Robin M. Peguero, CRIMSON STAFF WRITER | Title: Police Log | 4/11/2005 | See Source »

With devastating natural talent and a knack for leadership—“It helps when you have a guy that vocal in the locker room,” junior Josh Klimkiewicz says, “[who] also puts up those kinds of numbers”—Mann has already made a difference...

Author: By Alex Mcphillips, CRIMSON STAFF WRITER | Title: BASEBALL 2005: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow | 4/8/2005 | See Source »

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