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Simon was, however, able to talk about what a studio executive does, Lohan??s impressive acting abilities, and how to shape an original story with a classic character without attempted suicide (seriously, the car tries to jump off a bridge in the originals...
...think about it from her perspective. At not quite 19, Lohan??s been in show business for a decade and a half. It’s a career she almost certainly did not elect for herself, but she’s had to deal with the consequences of her parents’ choice to take her from the cradle to a Ford commercial by the age of three...
After months of this treatment, Lohan??s dyed her hair a garish blonde and lost a frightening amount of weight, falling unconscious at the gym just last week. All of a sudden, the celeb press is full of concerned affection. Gee, they wonder in lurid typefaces, do you think she might have unhealthy body image issues...
...famous people. The social warfare of “Mean Girls,” meanwhile, looks positively pleasant compared to how it must have felt when the nation’s tabloids had the poor taste (and/or ignorance of basic adolescent development) to leer at teenaged Lohan??s swelling bosom and ask if they spied the work of a surgeon. In between publicly scrutinizing the changing shape of her body, they chronicled the ins and outs of her relationship with sitcom ham Wilmer Valderrama, as if it were news that there was drama in a high-schooler?...
These were the thoughts running through my head as I recently sat down in a theater full of critics and their pint-sized companions to watch Lohan??s fifth feature, “Herbie: Fully Loaded.” Once she came on screen, I felt like I was seeing a startlingly well-fed, auburn-tressed ghost. A ghost that delivered each wooden line reading in a hoarse screech. This may be another Disney remake, but Lohan ain’t the adorable star of “The Parent Trap” anymore...