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...feel bad for Lindsay Lohan...
...executive of a movie featuring a star in the midst of a tabloid whirl, Simon declined to dignify a few of my questions with a response. Be reassured that I did try to find out how he justified reducing Lohan’s breasts to his pubescent self, why Lohan is called a druggy anorexic in tabloids, and whether or not “I just hung out with Lindsay Lohan” is an effective pick-up line. I also asked about Lohan’s massive...following, and let me tell you, Disney’s massive legal...
...What is [Lindsay] Lohan really like...
...fifth feature, “Herbie: Fully Loaded.” Once she came on screen, I felt like I was seeing a startlingly well-fed, auburn-tressed ghost. A ghost that delivered each wooden line reading in a hoarse screech. This may be another Disney remake, but Lohan ain’t the adorable star of “The Parent Trap” anymore...
...record, the film is not entirely awful. “Ben-Hur” had Jesus, “The Fast and the Furious” had Vin Diesel; Lohan and the apparently-possessed Volkswagen known as Herbie are, perhaps, heroes for our time. The plot, in which a disgraced Herbie is reluctantly rescued from the junk-heap and proceeds to reclaim his former glory as an unlikely racing star, is cute enough...