Word: lubriderm
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When the second act begins, the props come out: dildos, Lubriderm lotion, whipped cream. Sitting on bedsheets with legs wide open, the women clean the pink, double-ended dildos with baby wipes. The men abandon their chairs for a better view of the pre-show. Then it really begins: an acrobatic, bouncing, quick-shifting summary of male fantasy, with every possible position performed in fewer than 15 minutes. The men toss bills onto sheets and skin. The women smile blandly...
...marathon Antananarivo-Nairobi-Abu Dhabi-Hong Kong trip back to Nanjing, we stop at an airport duty-free shop and hunt for souvenirs. After 36 months away, she decides she will return from Africa with a giant Toblerone bar, a bag of Sugus fruit chews and a bottle of Lubriderm Daily UV Lotion. Xu's haul is hardly as exotic as the unicorn that Zheng He presented to the Emperor. But she must take gifts home for waiting relatives. That is Chinese tradition, just as for centuries its citizens have made the long, hopeful voyage to Africa...
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