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After maturely deciding not to have intercourse because they lacked a condom, Wallace MacTavish Edwards III ’05 and Slippery P. Slope ’06 elected for the medically validated prophylactic alternative: buttsex. However, dismissing pharmacists’ warnings in the heat of the moment, they decided to decongest her anal cavity with the most readily available viscous fluid in the room: DayQuil (non-drowsy). Slope’s subsequent allergic reaction and rectal hemorrhage, deposited timeless proof of the law of unintended consequences all over the bed—which, fortunately for Slope, belonged...
...event will be the presidents of the respective organizations. Dyed M. Foulard, CRIMSON will be attired in an impeccable knee-length camel's hair shirt (available from Mohammeds Men's Shop), while Lampoon pace-setter Fabric M. Gowne will appear in a faultlessly tailored plaid toga (available from Marcellus MacTavish's Faultlessly Tailored Toga Togs). It is reliably reported that in the event of rain, Mr. Gowne will cover his toga with an exotic cape of woven pandanus leaves (available at the Arnold Arboretum...
...appointments to committee chairmanships, pending acceptance, are: orientation, Jean O'Brien '51; publicity, Nancy Wolper '52, commuters, and Helen Kornfold '52, dorms; dorm-commuter, Barbara Pitts '52, commuters, and Judith Grose '52, dorms; appointment bureau, Margaret MacTavish '51; community service, Jane Larsen '52 and Ruth Mann '51, assistant; social, Baila Cobon '51; library, Eilon Fass '51; curricular, Carol Smith '51; Agassiz, Alice Walsh '52; and health center, Ellen Newman...
Also appointed at yesterday's session was Margaret MacTavish '51, who will serve as chairman in charge of Radcliffe ring sales...
Dance Group: letters: Mildred Blacklock '50, Naney Durant 2G, Judith Haskell '51, Ann Shinquin '49. Numerals: Carla Friedman '52, Margaret MacTavish '51, Mary Pennebaker '51, Mary Putnam '52, Ann Tompkins...