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Sanford Kreisberg, a fourth-year GSAS student, has acted as defense counsel in seven different hearings, including the Parravano case and the marshmallow case. David L. Kirp, director of the Center for Law and Education, defended one student...
...weak assault? The answer is all too clear. The "revolutionaries" who confronted us, the spokesmen of imperialism and repression, were marshmallow revolutionaries. They each wanted to be two people at once: one a real revolutionary throwing things, the other a petit bourgeois doing nothing. When the repression comes in the form of our "pig police," these "revolutionaries" would not have to face "capitalist justice." After all, who can charge assault and battery when hit by a marshmallow...
...just out of rage but out of utter contempt that I berated your marshmallow revolutionaries in the foulest terms I could. I was ready for any consequences but obviously, despite their numbers, they were only putting on a show in the hope that we on the podium would melt in fear. They were wrong because unlike some campus revolutionaries who hide out at Harvard we come from the real world. Another alternative would have been to engage us in meaningful dialogue, but of course, that's too bourgeois for these brave vanguard marshmallow revolutionaries...
...What can you say about a man who takes the No. 1 marshmallow, sob story of the year, and turns it into a one-page masterpiece? I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner...
...Kitchen commercials makes the food preparation demonstration into a culinary slapstick. When the frantic hands of an unseen cook have finished rubbing Kramp Easy-Lube Shortening into a bowl of apples and mashed potatoes, and when the finished casserole has been brought forth from the oven, the unruffled, marshmallow-toned announcer proclaims the creation of a Kramp first, "Fourth of July Heritage Loaf," appropriately garnished with "a min-i-a-chure American Flag...