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...spite of opposition to covering President Clinton's affair with White House intern Monica S. Lewinsky, Donaldson said the scandal drew in a large audience...
...only a dozen or so offspring in her lifetime no matter how much she messes around, so why should she try? Furthermore, the female consort of man-the-hunter didn't dare cheat on him lest he stomp off and take the zebra carcass with him. So Hillary fumes, Monica pines, and Bill, propelled mindlessly by his evolutionary male legacy, looks for new places to dispense his seed...
...fall for pretty faces, women fall for healthy portfolios? Here's another object lesson sometimes drawn from the evolutionary allegory of Monica and Bill: men go for ample breasts and buttocks accessorized with thong underwear, while women are attracted to power and money, even when it comes in a chubby, gray-haired middle-aged package. True, there are more cases like ex-Playmate Anna Nicole Smith and her late, wheelchair-bound millionaire husband than there are like elementary school teacher Mary Letourneau and her 13-year-old boyfriend. But since men tend to accrue wealth and power as they...
Lewinsky may have taken the moral high ground by declining to dish about the Bill-Hill relationship, but when it came to her own romps outside the Oval Office, Miss Monica was all giggles. It was nice to see that "that woman" seemed as disillusioned with the president as we are, but Lewinsky didn't look that concerned about her future. "Mommy made a big mistake?" Knitting? Monica, you've now explained phone sex to Barbara Walters. There's no PTA presidency in your future...
...fair though, I think you guys have really great traditions. I'm sorry I missed the Primal Scream--I walk around like that every day. Of course, the best one is that John Harvard statue thing. MONICA MAYHEM-Andrew K. Mandel; GUNSLINGERS-Meredith B. Osborn; BOW WOW-Jennifer M. Siegel & Dudley...