Word: months
(lookup in dictionary)
(lookup stats)
Dates: all
Sort By: most recent first
(reverse)
Spring break is rearing its tropical head and you are banking on a second lease on life. Sure, Aries, your hyperactive imagination and hot head may have stirred up a Molotov cocktail last month, but this weekend is going to be great for you, whether it wants...
...Virgo. Pure, certainly. Chaste, perhaps. But you’re not as naïve as he or she thinks you are, and you need to prove it this month. Whether it’s a toxic friend or a trifling significant other, time to cash in your V-card for a better model...
...have nothing to say to you, Scorpio. You’re going to have an epic month but some miserable friends are going to hate your venomous guts if you don’t adopt some sensitivity. Try to focus on others and your good fortune might not come back to bite...
Capricorn, you know you’re complex. But complexity can sometimes come off as arrogance or ennui, and that special someone isn’t having it this month. Try to use that intellect to your advantage and win them over once again...
This is going to be a blue month for you, Aquarius. The good kind. Whether it’s tropical waters or everyone’s choice classy potable (HPNOTIQ), spring break is going to be cool, sweet, and delicious. You might also consider a vigorous shower the next morning, in any case...