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What's in a name? What's in a name like "Eiffel Mower" or "Lionel Lollipops...
...Mower is a hop, skip and a jump away from Harvard's finest athletic facility. Contrary to popular belief, Hemenway is not just for law students. Mowerites stay fit, taking advantage of the weight room and basketball courts. Hemenway is also the home of Harvard's champion squash team. Mower residents can hone their squash skills seven days a week until 11 p.m. No other athletic facility offers such convenience...
Every resident in Mower has a single. We, too, keep ourselves occupied. Moreover, Mowerites have their own private bathrooms. No waiting three hours to take a shower here...
...Mower is a prototype of Harvard's diversity. In one room alone, there is a preppie, a gov jock and an East Asian studies concentrator. We have agnostics, Communists, even a social Darwinist. Diversity is Mower's middle name...
...none of these arguments convince you of Mower's superiority, we would just like to point out that our proctor can beat up your proctor, so nyahh! Residents of Mower...