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...what about the SUV drivers who never leave the dry pavement of the suburbs? I'll confess that they bother me too, sometimes, especially when they drive Hummers and other mutant monstrosities of the sport-utility class that have gone and ruined things for the rest of us. I understand that when people buy SUVs, they often delude themselves about how they will use them, imagining wind-whipped sand dunes and alpine lakes. But why in the world would someone need a Hummer? An armed incursion into downtown Tampa...
...Yugi of Yu-Gi-Oh! got into a fight, who would win? The conundrum isn't as tricky as the Superman-vs.-Batman debate that has divided comic-book readers for generations. Wolverine, an American superhero from the venerable Marvel stable, is a hulking genetic mutant with claws like knives. Yugi, a manga character from Japan, is a stunted schoolboy with a penchant for games and puzzles, low self-esteem and eyes the size of moon pies. When classmates pick on Yugi, girls jump to his defense...
...Michelangelo! What are you doing here?” April O’Neill exclaims as she stands in the doorway of the Channel 6 newsroom. She takes four confident steps toward the teenage mutant ninja turtle. Before she reaches him, however, she is intercepted by Splinter, Michelangelo’s sensei. Smiling knowingly, the mutant ninja rat fondles the trip wire that he is holding. “Ohh,” April gasps as she drops to her knees with nothing to break her fall except Michelangelo’s seemingly androgynous genital area. Nothing can thwart Michelangelo?...
...wown-wown—complements the action. And so begins Matthew C. Janicak’s ’04 animation piece, “The TMNTijuana Bibles.” Janicak, a VES concentrator, collaborated with Benjamin F. Dougan ’04 to create the animated teenage mutant ninja turtle porn for his final project in VES 53a, “Fundamentals of Animation.” The film received mixed reviews when it was screened at the end of the semester. “It was a mixture of keen interest and repulsion, leaning towards repulsion...
...he’s screwing two friends over. Well, I guess three if you count April. Also, the art was very well done, for something that totally destroyed a sizeable chunk of happy childhood memories. And I haven’t exactly been studying up on my mutant reptile reproductive physiology lately, but it appeared to work out well for them...